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The Mighty Alex Dutton's SpaceIts not Terry's...its mine! February 26 Jack Johnson Greatest weekend ever! I had 2 roast dinners in one day! 2! Oh yeah we all went to see this guy called Jack Johnson who was...how do you say.....FUCKING AWESOME! Was the best gig I've been too, was so fun on the journey aswell
 , we got back at 3 in the morning and Greg had a nice cup of warm milk  and read the Shanghai times! Was so amazing, cheers Holly for inviting us all and Holly's mum for driving us in the PimpMobile, bye bye P.S. check out the pictures February 16 Films etc. Saw Final Destination 3 yesterday, was proper funny, we saw this advert for this other film called Evil Aliens, which has an extra-terrestrial love making scene, so you people should all go see it. I put in some pictures about the storyline, have a fun half term, aurevoir!
P.S. Cheers for the CD Holz, its amazing! January 25 Pirates....don't they just rockPirates are so good they have songs named after them! Here's a list of pirate songs:
A Pirate Looks at 40-Jack Johnson
Pirate Lover-Tooter Boatman
Throw away your Pirate-RHCP
I don't like the Pirates, the Pirates like me-Marilyn Manson
Goodbye my pirate-James Blunt
Ohio is for Pirates-Hawthorne Heights
Pirate Boi-Avril Lavigne
Stay together for the Pirates-Blink 182
I believe in a thing called Pirates-The Darkness
...The list goes on, Pirates have a national day, it be 19th of September, so don't forget the eyepatches! December 17 Capers nightWooh just come back from the night out at Capers it was brilliant Thanks everyone for coming it was so funny with Olly's suspicous activities underneath the table  and all the presents, cheers Lisa, Charlie, Lou and Hannah for them and spesh Pose for the CD its amazing! Then we all went back to Jamie's and played Texas hold 'em all and acted like 'gentlemen'! We saw those people dancing at Katie Child's house and it turned out I knew most of them and Greg dived into a bush and hit the ground painfully (tehe). Then we all playedwith fire Aaaah what a night!November 26 New Guitar and other stuff!Wooh! Got a new guitar! Its so good I wanna hug it loads, I called it Jackie after Jack Johnson (who I'm going to see in less than 3 months! Cheers Pisslips  ! ) OMG I'm slightly more cheerful as you may have noticed I don't even care that by christmas i will have been grounded for a sixth of 2005! I told you all I would be fine! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!August 29 Charlie's RaveBean's party last night, it was absolutely fantastic cheers Charlie , Me and Jamie found a microwave and 'Modified' it with selotape and plants then put our real presents for Charlie inside then wrapped up the whole thing, Charlies reaction to it was hilarious lol, we managed to protect to most of the food from Rosi lol, it was a gr8 night thanx Charlies  August 24 Seriously WeirdSeriously weird:
They're still at it:
In New Zealand, a black cat named Rastus has taken to riding a motor cycle. He climbs aboard with his owner, Max Corkhill, and settles down on the handlebars while Max does the driving. To date, Rastus has bombed along the highways and byways of New Zealand for more than 150,000 miles. He wears a special helmet, goggles and (usually) a red spotted scarf for each trip.
In America, Citadel Press has published a book about what happens to bits of famous people when they die. The brain of the great physicist, Albert Einstein, was pickled. The religous mystic Emmanuel Swedenbor lost his head, which fortunately turned up later in a Welsh antique shop. Louise XIV's heart was eaten at a dinner party.
A growing number of experts are beggining to uestion whether NASA faked the (alleged?) moon landing of 1969. They point out really strange discrepancies in the published pictures - modules that landed without producing in the lunar dust, dark lunar skies without stars, shadows that suggest studio lighting and much more... all adding up to one big question mark over that ''giant leap for mankind''.
At time of writing, police were still hunting for the Tickling Bandit who has been breaking into houses in Bendigo, Australia ... where he tickles children's feet. This is all he does. No one is hurt, no one attacked, nothing is stolen. The man normally gains access through an unlocked window. The man usually gains access through an unlocked window. The Tickling Bandit first made his presence felt in 1990 and has struck 18 times since.
Nobody has yet suggested a connection between the Tickling Bandit and the criminal currently being sought by the New York Police Department. Like his Australian counterpart, this character breaks into houses but never steals anything or harms anyone. Instead he makes poridge.
A woman was killed when an Airedale terrier fell on her head. You'd imagine that's that's about as weird a way to die as you can think of. But how about the World War One veterans who died of joy? They were awarded the coveted Legion D'Honneur to mark the 77th anniversary of the ending of the hostilities and were so delighted they died while filling in their forms.
A green cat has turned up in Denmark. It was discovered as a kitten in a hayloft by a woman named Pia Bischoff. Fur and claws are both green, but vets have pronounced the mog in excellent health. Experts are now wondering if the cat has an overdose of copper in its system. In neighbouring Sweden several blondes turned green drinking water contaminated by copper in corroded piping.
In this book, you'll find weirdness beyond your wildest dreams.
Like the mass lunacy that broke out in Europe.... all because of tulips!
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